Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.