is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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