Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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