the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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