my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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