I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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