One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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