I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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