wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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