Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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