He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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