But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
