I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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