My liver just broke up with me...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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