we're blogging at a bar
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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