Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Randomize
