But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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