Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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