Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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