peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
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