went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
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She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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