Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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