I'm jealous of your bromance
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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