Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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