Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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