Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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