If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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