She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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