i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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