no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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