at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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