well most of my day revolves around power hour
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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