That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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