Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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