yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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