That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
