wakey wakey hands off snakey
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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