Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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