You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Randomize
