So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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