The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
