Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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