I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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