She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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