There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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