I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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