So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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