Where is the hickey?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize