i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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