theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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