I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize