Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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