we made out on top of his cat.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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