i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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