Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
